March 2011
My parents don't believe in me. They tell me I'm going to be a failure in the future.
Yea, I’m that one kid with family issues. It might not seem like much but those words hurt me.
I will become successful, not to be filial, but to spite them.
February 2011
Never call a girl fat. Even if they're skinny. (or average)
The other day, I jokingly told my friend that she would look hotter if she lost some weight. Whoops. I got a text after I dropped her off and it said “thanks for calling me ugly and obese, thanks a lot.” I apologized of course. Even though she says it’s alright, things will never be the same anymore!
I’ll always assume every girl is insecure from now on, just to be safe.
girls dont poop
they dont fart either.
People say I'm awkward, but they also say they like it.
Just being myself.
I love people who text back right away.
Infrared fart
lol no way…
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